Nintendo Presents: Wii-Remote Jackets for All!

For those Wii owners with WiiConnect24 on, we got to wake up today to an important announcement...

Free Wii-Remote Jackets for everyone!


Yes, that is right. In response to all those returned damaged Wii Remotes and homage to the destroyed televisions, mirrors, lights, walls, children, and windows - Nintendo presents the Wii Remote Jacket. These babies will start shipping with all the new Wii's, Wii Play, and in the Wii Remote packages starting immediately. All those people like myself who have already bought the Wii and Wii-Remotes previously will be able to order them from Nintendo for FREE.

Reports say that Nintendo will start taking order in Oct 2nd (today) and will start shipping them October 15th, and comments are already abroad, calling it the "Wii-Condom" being the most popular. Regardless I recommend ordering them even if you don't plan to use them, not only are they free, but will help protect just about everything you love from "dangerous" guests.